May 2012
me: *stays home*
parents: why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life
me: *goes out*
parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
me: *eats*
parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
me: *doesn't eat something*
parents: we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
me: *exhales*
parents: don't give me that attitude
Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside
Normal teenager: I lost my virginity
Me: I lost a follower
When your friend goes, "Hey, remember that one...
awkwardly-anonymous:
via sodamnrelatable
my friends: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me
me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready
Reblog if your Tumblr is NOT connected to your...
everydayy-it-will-rain:
lol hell no
